| Who is Jeremy?
Jeremy is here for you. He is a good listener and a hell of a story teller. Go by his room sometime and have a cup of tea and talk about what OSU used to be like back in 2002. His door is open most of the time. He may seem grumpy or mellow, but that's just his personality. He's really a little kid inside restrained by his duties to be a role model and example. Please do not hate him for his sarcasm and dry sense of humor. Deep down inside he loves everyone. Hopefully you leave Kerr 4 with a little piece of Jeremy.
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Why is Jeremy your daddy?
Jeremy is your daddy because he says so. If you give Jeremy a reason to punish you, he will. Fear him and his power. Fear his walking stick, too! It's long and hurts when he smacks you in the face with it. Say your nightly prayers and hope that Jeremy never comes near you when rules are being broken. Jeremy is the meanest human being to ever live in Kerr hall. He picks on little kids and eats his own boogers. He gets grumpy when he is wearing his girlfriend's underwear. If he is ever in a bad mood, bend him over, grab the back of his thong and lift it above his head. The penetration of the thong should give him something to be mad about. Alright, live in fear and stay clear!
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