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The Kerr 4 Site is getting visitors, perhaps.  Anyway, SHUT UP.


Here they Are

These were found in Andy's underwear drawer by Dick who was sniffing Andy's undies.

  D-Films: The Old Craze

D-Films are out.  They suck butt.  No one likes them anymore.  They suck suck suck.  If you make a new one, you suck.  If you watch a new one, you suck.  If you suck, you suck.  So if you really want to suck, make a D-Film or just go get in bed with the guy in 409.

Oh No! School's HERE. AGGHGHGHGHH!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE SCHOOL AND NOW IT'S HERE.  THIS SUCKS!!!!  This summer wasn't that great, except for seeing Spidey 2 eight times, but it was a whole heck of a lot better than being in school.  Yeah, the dorm is great.  Lots of friends to do stuff with.  A bunch of losers playing counterstrike.  Me, in my room, playing COOL games, but no one wants to play them with me, BECAUSE I ROCK!!!!  But, it's great.  But School sucks.  It's like, going somewhere you despise at a time you hate and getting work to do during YOUR free time and then you saying "I hate this crap" and then you go back the next day and say "Oh crap, I didn't do my homwork" then you skip class and go play games and go to sleep and you know why, BECAUSE SCHOOL SUCKS.  That's right.  You heard me.  I HATE CLASS.  It's right up there with mowing the lawn and cleaning up dog crap.  The moral of this story is, Jeremy sucks.

Look Here. It's funny.

Have you seen the best movie ever?

Spider-Man 2.  Need I say more.  No, but I will anyway.  See this movie now.  If you've seen it, go see it now.  You know it is good.  The reviews do not lie.  I've yet to see a bad review for this movie.  I've seen it five times and folks, let me just say this, I'm seeing it again at least twice that much before it goes to the dollar theater.  I love this freaking movie.  Oh man, this movie.  The first time I saw it, from the very first minute, I was shocked out of my mind.  I got there and hour and a half early, got a drink, had to pee 10 minutes into the movie, and never left my seat for 1 second.  By the time the credits roled, I almost peeed my pants.  Is that how you spell it, peeed?  Anyway, this movie owns.  Bruce Campbell's scene is awesome, the elevator scene is awesome, Doc Ock is totally AWESOME, but, one scene, where Peter jumps and says "I'm back, I'm back." just makes this movie one of the funniest, most action-packed, greatest, awesomest, dare I say it, Bestest most Radicalist Tubulosoist Awesomely Awesome Super Duper Wooper Coolest most Unbelievablely Funky Butt Lovingist movies EVER.  This movie OWNS.  Also, get Amazing Spider-Man comics right now.  They rule too.  See ya.

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Andy

Andy.  This guy can't bowl worth a crap.  This guy can't fart worth a crap.  This guy can't even race on Micro Machines worth a crap.  He also sucks.



JonJon

This is JonJon.  He talks too much and thinks he's funny.  He also takes group showers with Dick, J.R., Dick's Wife, and the Private Dancing D the Penis.  He also likes his roommate, Quang, a lot.  A whole lot.  Way too much.

 
   
 

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