This will mostly be run by Derrick (me) and might be worked on by either Will and/ or Andy.  It just depends.

1. "We be gangstas."
2. "I kill ya fool."
3. "F*** that s***."
4. "Ho ho ho."
5. "Seventh graders are hot."
6. "Some little boys are cute."
7. "Come on man."
8. "East side."
9. "I'm Godzilla."
10. "I would suck a dick, but I would not swallow because that would be nasty."

1. Derrick and Richard (Dick) talked out the reasons for their conflicts.
2. The Web site and e-mail
3. Derrick created a newsletter.
4. Will created a newsletter, but quit.
5. The two and a half water fights
6. Kerr 4 won a softball game.
7. Andy actually went to some classes.
8. All pranks
9. JR's Teedle Deedle Dum Song
10. Flag football point

1. Dick's room full of trashbags
2. Taking everything out of Richard's room
3. Prank phone call to Will about his "hit" car
4. The wall of cans in front of Derrick's door
5. Wall of stuff in front of JR's door
6. Penis drawn on Dick's forehead
7. Decorating doors with shaving cream
8. Toilet papered Richard's door
9. Changing Dick's computer background to gayblackmen.com
10. JR's ketchup packets under toilet seats

1. Jason (after he moved from the floor)
2. Old Man Bill
3. Kye (nearly lived on the floor)
4. David (after he moved from floor)
5. Jessica (JR's girlfriend)
6. Adam (will live on the floor next year)
7. Brian (after he moved from the floor)
8. Jeremy (former tenant will soon be RA)
9. Strange guy that uses our lounge
10. Non-Kerr 4 shower users

1. Kyle "Hep" Hepworth and Zach Roberts
2. Homecoming window paintings
3. SAMs not ALFs
4. Box-footed, broom pushing hall skiing
5. Hep decorated in toilet paper
6. Sending Zach to Panama
7. Kerr 4 dilapidated Christmas tree
8. Plujo Titty Bot Fok
9. Sweet Yettie Bot Fok
10. Evil RA, Jonathon Green

1. Check out girls.
2. Prank anyone and everyone.
3. Go to 20 Something.
4. Attend either the Dragon's Lair or the Weed.
5. Study,  There's a reason we're there.
6. Watch movies.
7. Play video games.
8. One word: Wal-Mart.
9. Water fight.
10. Get drunk.

1. "Teedle Deedle Dum, Life isn't done, I will be back, with Derrick in my sack." J.R.
2. "We be gangstas." Dick
3. "See ya." Big Jon
4. "Let's take a group shower." Jon Jon
5. "My door is always open." Derrick, or Andy quoting it
6. "I've got whiskey dick." Brian
7. "I'm Godzilla." Dick, again
8. "That is the most dangerous spare of all time." Will, or Andy quoting it also
9. "What did it ever do for me?" Will, on Licorice
10. "Let's play Timesplitters 2." Jason